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Short Jokes
الجمعة أبريل 09, 2010 10:49 am
The Perfect Son.
A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.
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A family of mice were surprised by a big cat. Father Mouse
jumped and and said, "Bow-wow!" The cat ran away. "What was that,
Father?"
asked Baby Mouse. "Well, son, that's why it's important to learn a
second
language."
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My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg
named Smith.
So I asked him "What was the name of his other leg?"
A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.
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A family of mice were surprised by a big cat. Father Mouse
jumped and and said, "Bow-wow!" The cat ran away. "What was that,
Father?"
asked Baby Mouse. "Well, son, that's why it's important to learn a
second
language."
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My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg
named Smith.
So I asked him "What was the name of his other leg?"
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السبت أغسطس 28, 2010 1:58 am
بجد رائع جدا
ميرسى كتير
انا استفدت موت :وردة:
ميرسى كتير
انا استفدت موت :وردة:
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رد: Short Jokes
السبت أغسطس 28, 2010 3:15 pm
شكرا لمرورك يا قمر
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السبت يوليو 21, 2012 11:38 pm
الله يعطيكى العافية
- Hope2
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الخميس ديسمبر 19, 2013 6:18 pm
it is very funny
thanks alot
thanks alot
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الأحد مايو 11, 2014 2:57 pm
It is so nice.
Thanks
Thanks
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